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25 Hilarious Tweets from the Most Honest Toddler You’ve Never Met

By Meredith Carroll |

Honest Toddler


Your toddler already probably says things like, “Mama,” “Dada” and “Uh Oh.” But one toddler out there says more, and says it on Twitter.

@HonestToddler might be the funniest person you’ve never met — toddler or otherwise. Unless you’re the parent of a toddler, in which case @HonestToddler is also the Greek Chorus you never knew you needed in your life.

Here are some of the most recent, side-splitting, laugh-your-ass-off funniest tweets from @HonestToddler (along with a parental response):

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Oh, @HonestTodder, You So Funny


Well, when you put it like that . . .

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About Meredith Carroll


Meredith Carroll

Meredith C. Carroll is an award-winning columnist and writer based in Aspen, Colorado. She can be found regularly on the Op-Ed page of The Denver Post. From 2005-2012 her other column, "Meredith Pro Tem" ran in several newspapers, as well as occasionally on The Huffington Post since 2009. Read more about her (or don’t, whatever) at her website. Read bio and latest posts → Read Meredith's latest posts →

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